Random SHIT.

Toby punched an earwig today. In the kitchen at his house, he crouched down, yelled "HYAAAA!" and punched that muthafuckin earwig in the FACE. He extended his fist, and bitch slapped that ho. It made me laugh, suuuuuper hard. And I am not entirely sure why. :/

ANYWHOSIT, I've never quite understood what I've found so amusing about farts. Whenever someone flatulates, rips one, whatever you want to call it, I can't stop laughing. I'm a hysterical hyena. Something inside me is amused. It's certainly not the smell that is so appealing to me, but possibly the unrelenting noise that happens. I feel bad for admitting to that, but it had to come out.